Friday, April 18, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
A note about scheduling. I'm out of town soon - I leave April 23rd and return April 28th. I am booked this week, and I have a little bit of time Mon the 21st and Tues the 22nd. If I know you and you'd like to see me one of those days, best contact me ASAP.
I will be available once again the 29th.
(I'm going to Florida to visit family and no, I will not be available for professional sessions while I'm there, sorry.)
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
I was also quite amused to see that one of these stories was solicited from her by none other than prolific editor Maxim Jakubowski. Mr. Jakubowski is also the editor of The Mammoth Book of Sex Diaries, in which a large chunk of this blog was published. Which means that as professional writers, there is only one degree of separation between me and Ms.Gabaldon. That just seems sort of crazy, somehow.
Yeah. This guy took goat testicles and implanted them into men’s scrotums, claiming it would give them erections and make them fertile. Because everyone knows goats are horny, right? It’s exactly as bad as it sounds. Not so much medical regulation back then. (And on a side note: love the author’s name: Pope. That’s cool.)
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
The whole “Naughty Meme” thing amuses me, because it’s a look into what other people think is shocking. But I always screw up the curve for everyone, and frankly, some of these questions baffle me.
Have You Ever....
Have You Ever....
Taken a picture naked? Yes. I’ve also had pictures take OF me while I was naked, which I suspect is what the intent of this poorly-structured question was.
Made money illegally? Who, me? I don't know what you're talking about.
Had a one night stand? Is this really still considered shocking?
Been in a fist fight? Um, hard to say. A little slapping and shoving in the strip-club dressing room, but I’m not sure it rose to the level of “fist-fight”.
Slept with your best friend? Yes. I’ve had sex with her, too.
Had sex in a public place? Yes.
Ditched work to have sex? Yes. Even when having sex (with other people) WAS my work.
Slept with a member of the same sex? You have got to be kidding me.
Seen someone die? Is this really in the same category with a same-sex encounter? No.
Ran from the police? Define run. Back in the day, I was at some illegal raves that got shut down, and I departed through a door other than the one the police were using. I did not dally. Call it what you will.
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? Well, I was always able to make reasonable surmises, but there have been a few occasions when the exact sequence of events was fuzzy.
Worn your partners unmentionables? I quote Hannah on this one: “unmentionables? Who says that these days?” I’ve worn panties belonging to my girlfriends, but boy underwear would make a line under my jeans.
Fallen asleep at work? No.
Used toys in the bedroom? I think some of these questions are tame enough to make me fall asleep. Who wrote this meme, my grandmother?
Ran a red light? Yes. No one died, though.
Been fired? Yes. But only from straight jobs. Never from a sex work job.
Been in a car accident? Yes, but why is this question here?
Pole danced or done a striptease? Only about ten thousand times.
Loved someone you shouldn't? It is better to have loved and lost… My problem is that they usually refuse to get lost, so: yeah.
Sang karaoke? Only once. With much champagne. I think that’ll last me my whole life, too.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? I told myself I wouldn’t meme.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Probably, although it wasn’t traumatic enough to stick in my mind.
Caught someone having sex? Yes, although I wasn’t exactly shocked.
Kissed a perfect stranger? No, we’d known each other intimately for at least two minutes.
Shaved your partner? Yes. And other people as well.
Given your private parts a nickname? No, this seems silly to me.
Ever gone in public without underwear? Like, every day.
Had sex on a roof top? Yes. (Hi, Jett…)
Played chicken? I assume this means in motor vehicles. No, what a dumb thing to do.
Mooned/flashed someone? Yes.
Do you sleep naked? Yes.
Blacked out from drinking? Blacked out is too dramatic a term. But I’ve made a sudden decision to go to sleep.
Felt like killing someone? Like the author of this meme? Yes.
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Well, it’s sometimes hard to say where one episode of sex starts and the next one begins. I have had sex with more than five people in one day, though, so: yes.
Been with someone because they were in a band? Nah, I’m not a groupie.
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? I’m not dead, which given my low alcohol tolerance I think I would be, so the answer to that is no.
Shot a gun? People, I’m from
Gone outside naked? Yes, even aside from the time when I worked at a nudist resort.
I need to find the “Memes for Serious Perverts” page.
Monday, April 14, 2008
I'm sure I'm not the first person to ask you how you feel about this, but hopefully if enough ask you'll do a column/blog post about it. How do you feel about Max Mosley's Nazi "orgy"? Where is the line? Are there some things that are just morally unacceptable? Like, say, getting turned on by concentration camps? Here is a Slate piece on it (which digresses into talking about BDSM in general) and the original article (ultra-sensationalized but apparently true). I know you're a very busy woman and I certainly don't need a reply, but I'm sure lots of people would love a column or post on it.
But since you ask: Many people have politically incorrect fantasies. I bet you, Dear Reader, have some erotic turn-ons lurking your fantasy life that you would not care to see published to the world. Most people do. I certainly do. (And no, I’m not telling you what they are.)